THE ADVENTURES OF SPACEMAN SAM
In the far outer reaches of the Earth's atmosphere Spaceman Sam was working on the International Space Station. On board were three Russian astronauts, Ivan Atinkle, Sergei Karsakov and Vladmir Vladmir, two German astronauts Adolf Frankenfurter and Gunter Hamburg, and of course the one American on board... SPACEMAN SAM.
Things weren't actually too good right now as there were red lights flashing everywhere and there was something about something something broken out somewhere somewhere. People were panicking and running around like headless chickens, Spaceman Sam thought.
"Somebody needs to get out there and do somesing" said Gunter in a german accent.
"But who?" asked Vladmir Vladmir in a russian accent.
"I can't I just had a frankfurt" said Adolf Frankenfurter in a german accent.
"I am sorry but I need to cleanse my bladder" said Ivan Atinkle in a russian accent.
"I need to uh... cars a cov" said Sergei Karsakov weakly (in a russian accent).
Everyone then stared at the only person without an excuse.
"Vat? My name is Vladmir Vladmir! Vould you trust a man who's name was Vladmir Vladmir?"
Ok there was actually another guy without an excuse and that was... SPACEMAN SAM
"Oh hey guys WAZZZUUPPP!!!!" said Sam in an inappropriate fashion.
"Zer is a air leak in ze upper left ving of ze station. Ve need you to go fix it. Our lives are in your hands."
"Ok." said Sam.
Whilst they briefed Sam on what to do Sam wondered how exciting it would be to be outside in space! This would show his parents who thought that he wouldn't be able to be a real astronaut. And this would show the doctors who "scientifically proved" he was "mentally retarded".
"There will be blood in the water. I hope you're ready." said Vladmir ominously.
"What does that even mean? Our water is in sealed packets and I'm pretty sure they sterilised it before they gave it out to us." said Sam.
Vladmir only shrugged and put the astronaut helmet on Sam's head. And suddenly, Sam was pushed out into the deep abyss that was space.
To be continued....
Ok i actually wrote this over a couple of days because i didnt have time to finish it all in one go. The next instalment will be coming soon.
That is all.
In the far outer reaches of the Earth's atmosphere Spaceman Sam was working on the International Space Station. On board were three Russian astronauts, Ivan Atinkle, Sergei Karsakov and Vladmir Vladmir, two German astronauts Adolf Frankenfurter and Gunter Hamburg, and of course the one American on board... SPACEMAN SAM.
Things weren't actually too good right now as there were red lights flashing everywhere and there was something about something something broken out somewhere somewhere. People were panicking and running around like headless chickens, Spaceman Sam thought.
"Somebody needs to get out there and do somesing" said Gunter in a german accent.
"But who?" asked Vladmir Vladmir in a russian accent.
"I can't I just had a frankfurt" said Adolf Frankenfurter in a german accent.
"I am sorry but I need to cleanse my bladder" said Ivan Atinkle in a russian accent.
"I need to uh... cars a cov" said Sergei Karsakov weakly (in a russian accent).
Everyone then stared at the only person without an excuse.
"Vat? My name is Vladmir Vladmir! Vould you trust a man who's name was Vladmir Vladmir?"
Ok there was actually another guy without an excuse and that was... SPACEMAN SAM
"Oh hey guys WAZZZUUPPP!!!!" said Sam in an inappropriate fashion.
"Zer is a air leak in ze upper left ving of ze station. Ve need you to go fix it. Our lives are in your hands."
"Ok." said Sam.
Whilst they briefed Sam on what to do Sam wondered how exciting it would be to be outside in space! This would show his parents who thought that he wouldn't be able to be a real astronaut. And this would show the doctors who "scientifically proved" he was "mentally retarded".
"There will be blood in the water. I hope you're ready." said Vladmir ominously.
"What does that even mean? Our water is in sealed packets and I'm pretty sure they sterilised it before they gave it out to us." said Sam.
Vladmir only shrugged and put the astronaut helmet on Sam's head. And suddenly, Sam was pushed out into the deep abyss that was space.
To be continued....
Ok i actually wrote this over a couple of days because i didnt have time to finish it all in one go. The next instalment will be coming soon.
That is all.
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