SUNDAY

Well it's kinda late because I spent the past hour talking to some guy on Chatroulette. Basically it connects you on a webcam chat with someone random in the world. So like Omegle with webcam, which is pretty cool.

After skipping a lot of middle-aged men in dark lit rooms (hands out of sight), I met Donald from Florida. Now that I think about it, his life sounds pretty cool. He graduated from school, got a house with his girlfriend and got a job delivering beer. Has a husky and drinks Dr. Pepper all day.

I'm usually quite cautious around strangers, often going to great lengths to avoid them. This was a bit of a reminder that there are many people out there who can relate to you and are worth meeting. Having said that, I'm still going to cross the street just to avoid walking past someone on the sidewalk.

In other news, Detective Comics #27 (Batman's first comic) sold for $1.075 million last Thursday, beating Action Comics #1 (Superman's first comic) which sold privately for $1 million. If anyone reading this is a millionaire, I suggest you invest in one of these comics because prices are only going to rise exponentially as the years pass. Keep them in mint condition though, because a more deteriorated copy of Action Comics #1 sold for a measly $317, 000.

FRIDAY

Here's a good old fashioned flash game review.

Bloons Super Monkey
The latest instalment to the Bloons franchise, this is an extremely addictive shooter-type game. It's a bit like Upgrade Complete but without as much customisation. The game lasts a lot longer though and the gameplay is a lot better. Anyway this is a 5/5 game.

THURSDAY

Nothing really good to say today. I haven't done anything excessively stupid or interesting.

Here's the world's best tourism commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6MCn8wPR1I&feature=related

tuesday

wow, i havent posted in a long time because i neither had anything interesting to post nor had any time to post. well i do now.

so i was driving home today and i noticed there are actually a lot of random stores. Like why the hell is there a store selling just doors? I mean its needed, but who the hell really buys them all the time? And there was this other one, whose tagline was "The Paper People" who sold all things paper related. Those things are needed but aren't there other stores that do the same thing? But the most random one was the "Stool Shop" which sold stools (no not faeces, stools like the ones you sit on). but nobody ever buys stools except for bars. Nobody even needs stools like they need doors or paper. needless to say it is closing down. It will be sorely missed.

Office quote of the day: Welcome Welcome

That is all

MONDAY

Well I got my bag back, which means I have my pencilcase again.

I've been sick for the past 2-3 weeks which is a really long time. It feels like I have a cold but the symptoms come one at a time over an extrended period. Raymond said he read an article about mosquitos spreading a flu-like disease in Australia but being the dumbass he is, he didn't realise this was in Queensland, where some river got flooded.

Anyway here's a super fun quiz thing.

1. Slept naked in the summer? Nope. If I lived alone I'd do it.
2. Taken a shower with someone? No. Unless I did when I was really small and can't remember.
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? Course not :D
4. Drove a car? Tractor :D
5. Stole anything? Accidentally from the supermarket.
6. Been in love? Yes
8. Stole money from a friend/family member? Well my mum doesn't mind if I take money out of her wallet without telling her.
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yeah
10. Been in a fist fight? Nope.
11. Snuck out of your/someone?s house? Yep.
12. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Yep.
13. Been arrested? No.
14. Hugged a stranger? Nope.
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yeah.
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? Yeah but I didn't go very far.
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? Ha. I live next to an elderly couple.
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? No.
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? When I was small, my sister.
20. Lost a friend? Well there's some I'd like to see again.
21. Been on a plane? Yeah
22. Been to an island? Heaps.
23. Slept in until 3? After a plane trip.
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Noone comes to mind.
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Very rarely.
26. Made a snow angel? Too cold.
27. Played dress up? I used to in the Drama room.
28. Cheated while playing a game? Cheating makes games fun!
29. Been lonely? Yeah
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? Nope.
32. Felt an earthquake? Nope.
33. Touched a snake? Yes.
35. Been suspended from school? Nope
36. Had detention? Yeah
37. Been in a car accident? No.
38. Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? No.
39. Used a fake id? Nope
40. Crawled through a window? A few times when I don't have keys to the house.
41. Been lost? Yeah.
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Nope.
44. Cried yourself to sleep? I don't see how you could do that.
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yeah.
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Usually coke.
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Nope. Snow doesn't come down as gently as it does on tv.
50. Kissed in the rain? No
51. Sang in the shower? A lot.
52. Made love in a park? Nope.
53. Had a dream that you married someone? No.

There's another 47 questions which would be too boring for me to do and you to read.

SATURDAY

People seem to like hearing about dumb things I do. Well I accidentally left my bag at Carlingford library today. Luckily though, it only had my pencilcase in it but that still sucks because my pencilcase has lots of stuff in it.

TUESDAY

More stuff that annoys me:

• Rough tissues
• Having no tissues while your nose is extremely runny
• Used tissues
• Tissue boxes that turn out to be empty when you desperately reach for one
• Having to use toilet paper as tissues
• Needing to empty my rubbish bin because it's full of tissues.
• Pocket tissues that take forever to unfold before you can use them.
• Very delicate tissues that fall apart if you sneeze too hard on them, leaving mucus all over your hands.
• Extremely large tissues, which you feel obliged to use twice but don't really want to.
• Scented tissues, which you feel like you're wasting no matter what.

MONDAY

Here's the photos of my bat signal that I promised.

This is what it looks like in the dark.


Here's some photos of the awesome shadow it makes on the ceiling.

And here's a photo of how unimpressive it looks in the light. I was quite surprised it worked at all.

I've seen a lot of blogs where posts exist solely to describe how pathetic someone is (names are usually undisclosed). Rest assured this is not one of those blogs. The sole purpose of this blog is to provide a very good blog with insights into the lives of cool people. Furthermore, I would like to say that Louie and I love and respect all humans of this world, with the exception of Stephen Conroy.

SUNDAY

HOLY SHIT I HAVE A WORKING BAT SIGNAL! WILL SHOW PICTURES TOMORROW.

FRIDAY

I just left my bedroom window open and came out to see half my room was flooded in water. Either this is the most rain we've had for a very long time or the rain is coming in sideways.

Anyway the proposed nation-wide internet filter is going to be put into place in a few weeks. Not only does it censor sites, it makes our internet slower. I'm sure no one who reads this blog wants to hear my lengthy opinion on the importance of free speech and access to information but suffice to say, this sucks.

Here's a funny picture to conclude the post.

thursday

a few days ago, you may have read that i fell over. well the wound from which i suffered has turned extremely nasty. the first day i peeled off the bandage, the skin started to grow on the bandage so i had to peel off the skin.

i am also in the process of creating a playlist which contains every single day of the week, eg. I Don't Like Mondays - Boomtown Rats.

Office quote of the day: Yesh

That is all

TUESDAY

I am currently planning to make a bat signal using a large tin can, cardboard and tape. I will definitely be posting photos if it works out.

monday

i haven't been blogging in a while, firstly because i dont't have the time and secondly my ipod got confiscated (again) so i couldn't blog on that.
Year 11 sucks. I mean, i thought 7-10 was bad but this. Like teachers have been saying that people just cruised along in 7-10 and got good marks and now they would need to work hard. Well i worked hard in 7-10 and got crappy marks and now i don't even have the time to watch the simpsons (its not on at 6.30 anymore so that's alright) or even have a decent night's sleep.
Simpsons was on today though, and i think its the first significant amount of time spent watching tv in two weeks.

On another note, i fell over today which didnt hurt much but putting the bandaid on hurt like hell coz of the antiseptic on it. And taking off the bandaid was worse. But i was pretty lucky today. I found a free liquid paper (it still worked!) and i found five bucks on the train station!

Office quote of the day: You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.

That is all

SUNDAY

Everyone can be divided into two groups. Those who floss, and those who don't. Recently, I have decided to join the former. My teeth are structured so there's pretty big gaps between them so flossing is something that I realised I needed to do often. The alternative was toothpicks, which unfortunately just don't have enough range.

Before I delve into too much information about my own oral hygiene habits here's a list of dental benefits from flossing:

• Decreased risk of gum disease
• Better breath
• Removes plaque in between teeth
• Polishes tooth surfaces
• It even reduces risk of heart disease!
  

Seriously, faithful readers, there is no reason now for you not to join the millions of flossers around the world.

SATURDAY

Year 11 has been a hard, hard time for me so far. I often think back to the care free days of primary school, where everything was much simpler. If only I could go back. Well the thought occured to me that maybe I could, if I started doing stuff I did when I was in primary school. Relive the past. With that in mind, I tried playing Runescape.

Back when I did play Runescape I loved it so much. I talked about it at school. I thought about it all the time. I had dreams about it. It was the only thing I looked forward to every week. I remembered the satisfaction and sense of self-achievement every time I levelled up or got my new piece of armour. I thought of how little everyone I knew thought of Runescape but decided that something I once loved so much couldn't possibly be that bad.

Anyway long story short, I played it today and it's a terrible, boring game. I guess after all the other video games I've played in the past five years, a glorified point and click adventure just doesn't cut it anymore.

TUESDAY

I try to avoid blogging about homework/school but there is nothing else on my mind because I've got a bit of it to do right now. It's soaking up the the time I want to spend doing absolutely nothing. Even when I'm neglecting my work, it's eating at the back of my head. There seems to be no way to get rid of it but to do it. Which I don't want to do. Which is the point of this post.

monday

hi. i was going to blog about something but then i forgot.

Office quote of the day: Shapapapapaaaaaaa

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