Monday, January 10, 2011

bOREdOM (or should i say drilldom? hahaha)

I think Vincent gets back today so hopefully things will turn normal pretty soon.

But right now i am extremely bored. when ppl say that they are dieing of boredom, i usually think that it is either a figure of speech or they are exaggerating. i have been proved (or should i say mathematically inducted? hahaha) wrong. u CAN die from boredom. i actually feel physically unwell from boredom (or maib im actually sick? who knows (or shud i say who nose? hahaha (or should i say who ears? hahaha (look at these layers of brackets (like a cake (or an onion (or.... INCEPTION!!!! (maib it should be Bracketion where you go deeper and deeper into the layers of Brackets until finally...(U REACH LIMBO!!! how low can u go, how low can u go?(and then you ride the layers of brackets back up to the surface))))))).

But not only am i physically debilitating, i am also mentally deteriorating. For example, just then when i looked at the wikipedia home page, in the news i saw the Iran Air Flight 277 crashed and the first thing i thought of was "Iran (or should i say Youwalked? hahahaha).

So if i come out of the school holidays slightly retarded (i say slightly because everyone knows you never go full retard. Check it out. Dustin Hoffman Rain Man, look retarded act retarded. Not retarded. Tom Hanks Forrest Gump. Slow, yes. Retarded, maib. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping pong competition. That ain't retarded. Never go full retard) please don't judge me.

That is all.

P.S. if you notice from the Bracketion there are actually less left facing brackets than right facing brackets. Who knows? This might all just be a bracket dun dun duuuuuuuuun

P.P.S. Hey raymond, I'M A LEAD FARMER MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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