A short blog today. I got called again by some guy who found my number in Luna Park.
Me: Hello?
Stranger: Hi! I saw your number written on the post in Luna Park.
Me: Yeah?
Stranger: Are you gay?
Me: Do you want me to be?
Stranger: Yes! I love you!
Me: Sorry dude, you're too late. Some other guy called earlier.
Stranger: Fuck, I'm jealous. -hangs up-
Raymond, wherever you are in some crappy hole in China, stocktaking your cheaply bought goods and reuniting with seldom seen relatives, I'd like to say you're an ass.
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