Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Asians

(this post applies to ppl with really fobby parents)

Have u ever noticed that whenever you go out with your parents and theyre talking to a white person, they always speak slower, louder and more clearly? And they always repeat words over and over again. It's like white people think all asian people are mentally impaired. Kinda reminds me of the hamish and andy interview with borat:

Andy: So how is life in Kazakhstan? (slowly)

Borat: Why are you talking to me so slow? Are you a retard?

Office Quote of the Day: (the office is playing charades and Dwight has Asian on his head. Pam is trying to tell him who he is)
Pam: Okay, if I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue, that i do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.
Dwight: (shocked) Aw, man, am I a woman?!

That is all.

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