MONDAY

I went driving for the first time today. It was kinda scary because the car went really fast. I got my sister to take a photo:

Hope to drive again soon.

FRIDAY

I returned from my holiday yesterday. After about a month away from home, everything feels unfamiliar and weird but its pretty cool to be back. I spent the day playing flash games and watching movies, which I haven't done for a while so that was good.

I really felt that I learnt a lot of things while on holiday. Seeing the lives of people in a place so different to home can make you aware of the forces that drive your own life. People behave very differently living in places that we would consider to be shitholes. I'm talking mostly about the people I met or saw while in Malaysia.

Also, I learnt that I actually don't like long plane flights. I always thought flying was cool because you'd have that little TV thing to watch during the trip. Well, this time I flew on a 8 hour night time flight from Kuala Lumpur to Gold Coast and it was probably the shittiest flight I've ever had. There was no little TV thing because we flew on AirAsia, which also has shitty seats, making sleep very difficult. On the plus side, all the flight attendants were very attractive. One of them looked a bit like Olivia Wilde which is cool because she's really hot.

My holiday was spent in three different places: Sibu, Kuala Lumpur and Gold Coast.

I pretty much said all I have to say about Sibu in my last post. Here's a picture of Malaysia's uncovered drains which I like to mention so much.

They're actually pretty dangerous because some of them are like 4 metres deep and right next to a walkway without a fence. Also, we went to this really cheap restaurant ($5 for lobster) which served crab with a hammer to crack the shell. These are like, full sized hammers straight out of a construction site or something.

I mentioned before the Malaysian traffic is retarded. Apparently my uncle pays the police an annual bribe so his family don't have to obey traffic laws in Sibu. They get to do stuff like triple parking and going twice the speed limit.

There's not much to do in Sibu. In the five days there, I managed to get three quarters of the way through Jane Eyre (which I really enjoyed, by the way) and almost finished the entire 4th season of Dexter.

Kuala Lumpur was more interesting than Sibu. Being the capital of Malaysia, there's a lot more stuff to do there. Mainly it was shopping though. For some reason, KL is full of shopping centres. According to Wikipedia there's 66 shopping centres in the city alone. They're all really big and have crazy decorations like giant Christmas trees and castles. Some of them have theme parks and market themselves as 'Entertainment Centres'. Everything's really cheap too so we bought a lot of stuff. Also we spent a night at this resort. Pretty nice place. There was a lot of spare time in Kuala Lumpur too so I managed to finish reading Jane Eyre and get halfway throught The Shipping News.

Luckily the Queensland floods didn't affect the Gold Coast but it was raining the whole time we were there. We went to the theme parks, where I sadly realised I didn't enjoy the shows as much as I did as a kid. Movie World was still cool though and the rides were pretty fun. The weather managed to clear up on the last day and we got to go on the beach.

So that's my holiday's so far. I plan to spend the rest of it watching my amazingly long list of movies as well as season five of Dexter.

A Day in the Life of Louie

So some people have been complaining that my posts are getting retarded. So here's a normal post.

Today I woke up at 9.00am. After that i brushed my teeth with an Oral B electronic toothbrush using Colgate Active Plus Toothpaste. I then washed my face using my towel. After this I went and had breakfast which consisted of Kellog's Crunchy Nut Cereal with Dairy Farmer's Full Cream Milk as well as two slices of WonderWhite bread with Sanitarium Peanut Butter on one slice and Nutino Hazelnut Spread on the other. After this I went and did some work. After that I stoned for a while. And after that I talked to myself for a while on the possibility of time travel backwards. Afterwards, I played my Epiphone EL-00 guitar. Soon it was time for lunch. For lunch I had Fantastic Instant Cup of Noodles Beef Flavour. During lunch I also watched an episode of House M.D. After that it was back to some more work, stoning (but no talking to self). I soon got bored of this so I played "Get Back" by Ludacris on my phone while walking around my room like a gangster. After the track ended I played "I Love Tha Pussy" by Alpa Chino and while walking around my room like a gangster. After that I played my Yamaha UX-100 piano. Then it was time for dinner. For dinner I had two slices of WonderWhite bread with Sanitarium peanut butter on one slice and Cottees Blueberry Jam on the other. I put them together to form a peanut butter jelly sandwich. During dinner I watched "That '70s Show". After dinner it was back to work, stoning and talking to myself. After that I logged onto my computer, annoyed Walter for a bit (its actually where i got the inspiration for this blog :D) and I am now sitting here typing up this blog.
Is this normal enough for you?

That is all.

lol

Raymond got me thinking about lol and its variations. Some ppl say lol. then others say lawl. then raymond says lewl. but wat about others like lowl, luwl, lul, liwl, lil, lel and lal? y does no one use these? i think im going to start a new trend by using more variations on lol. and i know as a generaly rule u always follow the 'l' with a vowel but im gangster so i always use variations such as lyl, lywl, lwl, lwwl, lrl, lrwl. oh which reminds me u can also have larl, lorl, lerl, lirl, lurl, lawrl, lewrl, liwrl, lowrl and luwrl. Happy lolling!

That is all.

bOREdOM (or should i say drilldom? hahaha)

I think Vincent gets back today so hopefully things will turn normal pretty soon.

But right now i am extremely bored. when ppl say that they are dieing of boredom, i usually think that it is either a figure of speech or they are exaggerating. i have been proved (or should i say mathematically inducted? hahaha) wrong. u CAN die from boredom. i actually feel physically unwell from boredom (or maib im actually sick? who knows (or shud i say who nose? hahaha (or should i say who ears? hahaha (look at these layers of brackets (like a cake (or an onion (or.... INCEPTION!!!! (maib it should be Bracketion where you go deeper and deeper into the layers of Brackets until finally...(U REACH LIMBO!!! how low can u go, how low can u go?(and then you ride the layers of brackets back up to the surface))))))).

But not only am i physically debilitating, i am also mentally deteriorating. For example, just then when i looked at the wikipedia home page, in the news i saw the Iran Air Flight 277 crashed and the first thing i thought of was "Iran (or should i say Youwalked? hahahaha).

So if i come out of the school holidays slightly retarded (i say slightly because everyone knows you never go full retard. Check it out. Dustin Hoffman Rain Man, look retarded act retarded. Not retarded. Tom Hanks Forrest Gump. Slow, yes. Retarded, maib. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping pong competition. That ain't retarded. Never go full retard) please don't judge me.

That is all.

P.S. if you notice from the Bracketion there are actually less left facing brackets than right facing brackets. Who knows? This might all just be a bracket dun dun duuuuuuuuun

P.P.S. Hey raymond, I'M A LEAD FARMER MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Officeworks (or should i say Gardenrests? hahaha)

So today i went to Officeworks (or should i say Gardenrests? hahaha) and i noticed that it was exactly like a Buy More (or should i say Sell Less? hahaha). I went in and after a while i just started playing solitaire but after like half an hour (i only won one game (or should i say i only one won game hahaha)) i got kicked off by some Nerd Herders (or should i say Geek Sheperders hahaha (or should i say Office workers hahaha)). So after playing solitaire i decided to be like Chuck (or should i say Throw? hahaha) and went looking for the secret entrance for the CIA base (or should i say the public exit for the AIC apex? hahaha). That went on for half an hour. And then it was time to go home. I cant actually remember why we were there now that i think about it.

That is all.

Sad Old Day

Yeh, i've repeated this joke several times to people now but some people havent heard it yet ok? and also Old Day's Adam for yesterday (New Year's Eve geddit?!?! hahaha).

I missed the 9.00 fireworks yesterday because i forgot, but i did watch the midnight ones and i must say i was disappointed. it all started off well, and the fireworks were ok i guess (really seems the same to me every year really), but how come not a single technician thought it would be really funny if the hand on the harbour bridge put up its middle finger???? seriously when i saw that hand the first thought that popped into my head was that there might be a rude finger somewhere along, but nooooooooooo there wasnt and that ruined it for me. Other than that it was pretty good.

That is all.