(Posted after midnight, so technically it's Wednesday)
I've finished Borderlands and don't really want to play it again so I've decided to spend the rest of my spare time in the holidays watching movies. I managed to watch the LOTR trilogy which was pretty cool.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
monday
sorry i haven't posted for so long but i havent been able to use the computer due to my father's extensive use, which also prevented me from charging my ipod and posting from there.
On another note, i watched lock stock and two smoking barrels as well as the hurt locker and sin city all of which were pretty good.
I dont have much to say so i'll just quote some random facts:
The dot above an "i" is called a tittle
Polar bears are left handed
Male fruitflies have toxic chemicals in their seminal fluid to inhibit the sperm of other males
Office quote of the day: Bears eat beets.
That is all
On another note, i watched lock stock and two smoking barrels as well as the hurt locker and sin city all of which were pretty good.
I dont have much to say so i'll just quote some random facts:
The dot above an "i" is called a tittle
Polar bears are left handed
Male fruitflies have toxic chemicals in their seminal fluid to inhibit the sperm of other males
Office quote of the day: Bears eat beets.
That is all
Sunday, January 17, 2010
SUNDAY
Has any of these things happened to anyone else?
- You're walking on a really empty street but there's one person on it you're about to walk into. So you cross the road to avoid having to exchange some sort of greeting with them without being rude. Unfortunately they cross the road too so you have to either say hi or cross the road and never look back.
- You're with a bunch of friends having some kind of conversation and for some reason you haven't said a word the whole time. Inside, you're thinking "wouldn't it be so impressive if I just spoke now and it was an amazingly witty and insightful statement." Unfortunately, by the time the conversation appears to die down, you still can't think of anything to say so you just blurt out something completely random and hope everyone laughs because it's silly. Too bad noone laughs; not even fake pity laughs because it's so devoid of humour.
- (Guys only) You're in a public toilet using the urinal and for some reason nothing comes out, though you were busting like crazy a few moments ago. After a minute or so, you feel awkward so you flush the urinal, wash your hands, exit the toilet, wait half a minute then re-enter to try again.
- You're walking on a really empty street but there's one person on it you're about to walk into. So you cross the road to avoid having to exchange some sort of greeting with them without being rude. Unfortunately they cross the road too so you have to either say hi or cross the road and never look back.
- You're with a bunch of friends having some kind of conversation and for some reason you haven't said a word the whole time. Inside, you're thinking "wouldn't it be so impressive if I just spoke now and it was an amazingly witty and insightful statement." Unfortunately, by the time the conversation appears to die down, you still can't think of anything to say so you just blurt out something completely random and hope everyone laughs because it's silly. Too bad noone laughs; not even fake pity laughs because it's so devoid of humour.
- (Guys only) You're in a public toilet using the urinal and for some reason nothing comes out, though you were busting like crazy a few moments ago. After a minute or so, you feel awkward so you flush the urinal, wash your hands, exit the toilet, wait half a minute then re-enter to try again.
Friday, January 15, 2010
FRIDAY
A short blog today. I got called again by some guy who found my number in Luna Park.
Me: Hello?
Stranger: Hi! I saw your number written on the post in Luna Park.
Me: Yeah?
Stranger: Are you gay?
Me: Do you want me to be?
Stranger: Yes! I love you!
Me: Sorry dude, you're too late. Some other guy called earlier.
Stranger: Fuck, I'm jealous. -hangs up-
Raymond, wherever you are in some crappy hole in China, stocktaking your cheaply bought goods and reuniting with seldom seen relatives, I'd like to say you're an ass.
Me: Hello?
Stranger: Hi! I saw your number written on the post in Luna Park.
Me: Yeah?
Stranger: Are you gay?
Me: Do you want me to be?
Stranger: Yes! I love you!
Me: Sorry dude, you're too late. Some other guy called earlier.
Stranger: Fuck, I'm jealous. -hangs up-
Raymond, wherever you are in some crappy hole in China, stocktaking your cheaply bought goods and reuniting with seldom seen relatives, I'd like to say you're an ass.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
THURSDAY
People who see me a lot may notice my face randomly twitches. Well I blame this on the discomfort of wearing glasses, which will be fixed tomorrow when I get contacts again (for free!).
It might be a bit late but I'd like to wish you all a happy new year. Let us now reflect on the great things that happened last year:
- 2009 was the International Year of Natural Fibres! I bet very few people knew that.
- Susan Boyle! Also known as the hairy angel.
- Inglourious Basterds. Wunderbar!
- The woman who dropped her baby in front of a train was pretty cool. Anyone who thinks that the baby wasn't that lucky should take note of this asian guy who did the same thing and died.
- This isn't really great but Michael Jackson died.
- Last but not least, Dennis Ferguson at the beach.
Two thumbs up!
It might be a bit late but I'd like to wish you all a happy new year. Let us now reflect on the great things that happened last year:
- 2009 was the International Year of Natural Fibres! I bet very few people knew that.
- Susan Boyle! Also known as the hairy angel.
- Inglourious Basterds. Wunderbar!
- The woman who dropped her baby in front of a train was pretty cool. Anyone who thinks that the baby wasn't that lucky should take note of this asian guy who did the same thing and died.- This isn't really great but Michael Jackson died.
- Last but not least, Dennis Ferguson at the beach.
Two thumbs up!
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Wednesday
I am now also typing my blogs on my iPod. Yes I do have an ipod. Anyway, I just watched Bruno and it is the most retarded movie ever. There are so many penises in the movie and it's not quite as funny as borat. I am extremely bored at home and have resorted to looking for that's what she said moments on facebook by searching for hard and variations of the word big as you may know already.
Btw Bruno strangely reminds me of falko because they are both effeminate and are Austrian.
Office quote of the day: one day michael came in complaining about a speed bump. I wonder who he ran over then... (best I could do off the top of my head)
Btw Bruno strangely reminds me of falko because they are both effeminate and are Austrian.
Office quote of the day: one day michael came in complaining about a speed bump. I wonder who he ran over then... (best I could do off the top of my head)
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
TUESDAY
If anyone would like to buy me the comic I posted previously (Action Comics 1), it only costs roughly $1.39 million in near mint condition. I wouldn't mind Detective Comics 27 either, the first Batman comic which you can get for $1.38 million.
I wish my dad collected comics instead of stamps when he was young. At 10c to $1.38 million that's a 13799900% profit for all money invested. Realistically assuming my dad got $1 a week and that Detective Comics #27 was available for purchase an entire month, my dad could have become a very rich multi-millionaire. Then I could become Batman.
To end this post on a positive note, I have recently become a fan of women's tennis.
I wish my dad collected comics instead of stamps when he was young. At 10c to $1.38 million that's a 13799900% profit for all money invested. Realistically assuming my dad got $1 a week and that Detective Comics #27 was available for purchase an entire month, my dad could have become a very rich multi-millionaire. Then I could become Batman.To end this post on a positive note, I have recently become a fan of women's tennis.
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