THURSDAY

This is a placeholder blog while I try and get my scanner to work.

In the meanwhile, you may wish to amuse yourself by looking at the old blogposts or something.

TUESDAY

Unusually early post today because I just drank the most amazing chinese medicine ever.

INGREDIENTS:
Fritillaria cirrhosa (bulb)
Prunus armeniaca (semen)
Snake taipan bile 6X
Menthol


I think the semen is just a bad case of Engrish but snake bile is still pretty weird. Tasted like honey but weird.

Anyway here's a pretty cool video.

SATURDAY

Had quite a bad night's sleep last night.

You may or may not know that I am taking part in some research study, where I gotta use night contacts for one eye and day contacts in the other. In return, I save more than $1000 because I get free hard contacts. Anyway, on Thursday night I accidentally slept with my day contacts on instead of my night ones, because I got my left and right confused. As a result, I got conjunctivitis. This meant that mucus would come out of my eyes and harden, effectively sealing my eyelids shut. During the night, I had to uncake my eyes at an hourly basis. This was quite unpleasant because my eye felt quite sore.

Anyway, this strange turn of events made for an interesting start to the day and at least gave me something cool to blog about. The doctor prescribed me these eyedrops to use four times a day. I also have to wear glasses now.

I really really hope that my eye problems and my cold clear up before the cadet bivouac next weekend and Peer Support camp the day straight afterwards.

Word of the day today is abeyance, meaning suspension or temporary cessation. As in, Futurama had fallen into a five year abeyance before being picked up again in 2008.

THURSDAY

Oh shit. My browser crashed while writing this blog. If I was clever I would write them all in Word and save them first but that reeks of organisation.

Anyhoo what I had written about before my window rudely closed itself was mainly about comics.
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen is probably my favourite comic series ever. Batman doesn't count because it's too big to call a series. Even so, the average quality of a Batman comic is much lower than the average quality of.. yada yada yada.

Calvin and Hobbes is the awesomest cartoon comic made. I haven't read much of Peanuts but this sure beats Garfield.

And my favourite comic of all time is Watchmen, which I won't put a picture of because this blog has already been made untidily longer than my usual posts.

With that thought in mind, I have nothing else to say today.

OH and there's this.

TUESDAY

I almost forgot to blog because I thought it was Monday.

So I was doing a shit today and I thought, how good is it to be human.

I mean, we're so smart that we've figured out how to wipe our asses after we shit. How many animals can do that?

I have a picture to share now.

Whether or not its scientifically correct, that made me laugh.

SATURDAY

I'm better now.

Thanks to a lot of Vaseline and Vaporub, which I apply like crazy on my nose when I have a cold, I got through my illness with minimum discomfort.

THURSDAY

Today was not a very good day.

I woke up with a cold today, which ruined my morning because my blocked nose and sore throat impaired my enjoyment of breakfast. At school, my cold also impaired my enjoyment of the maths exam. It also made playing gridiron unenjoyable too because I got that terrible hot-cold feeling by sweating under my jumper while shivering from the inside.

I really hate colds.

Maybe this could happen if I sneeze hard enough

In other news, the Word of the Day today is stentorian. As in, my cold produces stentorian sneezes. Expect more of these vivid vocables as I run out of things to say and flash games to review.