SUCCESS!

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FINALLY COMPLETED ROLLERCOASTER 3D WITH FIVE STARS FOR ALL 30 TRACKS AFTER 6 HOURS 28 MINUTES AND 21 SECONDS!!! (u can tell ive been working hard these holidays). YES!!!!

i must have spent like 2 hours at least trying to get that final star on some anal track. i needed 3200 points but i was on 3174 and then i got every single jump correctly and it felt so good. i ended up getting 3207 points WHOS YOUR DADDY ROLLERCOASTER 3D?!?!?!?

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P.S. this whole post is safe from that's what she said

IT'S CHRISTMAS?!?!?!?!?

wow. today i didnt even know it was christmas until i went on fb and everyone was saying merry christmas. i remember the days when i used to get all excited by christmas and when i woke up on christmas day i could feel it was christmas. this is probably the first year i forgot it was christmas. i even did work today. not a lot but still I DID MATH ON CHRISTMAS! wow. fml

Office Quote of the Day: In the end, the best snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's fear. Merry Christmas everybody.

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FRIDAY

I'm using my grandparent's computer in Malaysia now which is pretty cool. I don't feel too well because I've taken four flights in one week (From Auckland-Sydney-Melbourne-Kuala Lumpur-Sibu, had to go to Melbourne to get on the cheaper flight.) For some reason I've become really sensitive to the dry and dust-filled atmosphere inside airplanes. Luckily the humidity in Malaysia is ridiculously high so stepping out of the plane literally felt like plunging into a warm bathtub. I'm mildly jet-lagged too, though I'm having more sleep now than I've had in months.

Anyway, Malaysia's a pretty cool place. I've said this lots but it has a distinct smell because all the drains are left open so there's these big ditches along the roads filled with stagnant water. Malaysian traffic is also pretty ridiculous. We took a taxi from the airport who went at least 40km/h over the speed limit yet we were still getting overtaken. Also, all the roads (even the major motorways) are really uneven from the hot and humid weather and so driving is always an adventure. Today, I also got to see some genuine slums, with real poor people. I would've taken some photos but it didn't feel very appropriate.

Everything here is pretty cheap too. I just saw Tron in cinemas today for $3, though it had Chinese/Malay subtitles. Apart from that, I'm enjoying the exotic surrounds. You can get starfruit here, which I really like as well as fresh coconuts.

I've only been here three days so that's all I have to say. I might put off blogging about Cadet Annual when I get back to Australia because I don't want to use too much of my grandparent's precious 3G data usage. Merry Christmas guys.

so embarassed

so today i went with my mum out to borrow a book, but then the library was closed so we went shopping instead. so we're looking at a soap rack and suddenly my mum just farts really loudly. naturally everyone turns their heads towards our direction and i was SO EMBARRASSED. like seriously i just took two steps away from my mum and tried to hide my face. and the thing is she didnt even hold back, like you could tell that there she didnt try to cover it up or anything. it wasnt a tiny brrp, it was a HUMUNGOUS BRBRAJGKBASHFBAJSFHBASGNB. my mum just kept walking though, like nothing ever happened. We didnt end up buying anything.

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Comedy books

Have you ever noticed how there are like no comedy books? Like seriously, throughout my long and illustrious book reading career i have only ever seen four: Barry Trotter, Yes Man and some random book in the library (informative i know). Is it that people who read books are humourless robots or is it that the people who write them are humourless robots. Since i occasionally read books, i like to think that the robots are doing the writing.

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REALLY EARLY WEDNESDAY

I was going to write about Annual today but I wasted my entire day. Woke up at about 11, rewatched Lord of the Rings, did some other stuff I can't remember and then finished reading the Scott Pilgrim comic series (Which is really good. I haven't seen the movie yet.) I have to leave for the airport again in about 3.5 hours time, so I'm going to try and get some sleep now.

Change in Site Address

I've changed the URL of the site to try and shake off the random spam in the cbox. I've also replaced the cbox with a different one that lets me delete stuff in case that doesn't work. Unfortunately, the URL doesn't make any sense now but I think it's kind of cool.

Anyway, I just got back from Cadet Annual and it's pretty late because I got into bed and didn't want to go out because its so much better than sleeping bags. Will probably post tomorrow (or technically, later today) because I have to leave for Malaysia on Wednesday, which is pretty crazy shit.