SATURDAY

I watched most of the Tropfest finalists of this year. My favourite one was actually the winner 'Shock'. 'Last Roll of the Dice' is really short and also good. On the whole though, I didn't find them as great as previous years.

There's this app for iPods called Sleep Cycle Alarm (or something like that). You put the iPod on your bed and the accelerometer monitors your movement. It then calculates when is the best time for you to wake up in terms of your sleep cycle within a 30 minute margin. Don't know if it works yet.

MONDAY

Late nights will have detrimental effects on your health.

sunday

today i just heard the world's worst ad campaign on the radio. It was for Migoreng and it featured this extremely annoying woman just talking about how great migoreng is and going "mm... so yummy.. ohhh". She also kept on repeating the fact that migoreng is actually indomie and how it "rhymes with yummy and legendary. It's indomie!" If anything that ad has the potential to turn anyone off migoreng. Now people think that people who eat migoreng should get a slap in the face.

On another note, there is now in production a Yogi Bear movie!!! Here's an episode of Yogi Bear: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWNQIijYHjM&feature=related

Office quote of the day: Yesh

That is all

SATURDAY

Highlight of today was eating these giant jawbreakers the other Vincent bought. They're so huge that when they're in your mouth you can't talk or even swallow.

First person to say 'that's what she said' is a fag.

THURSDAY

Sometimes if I don't get enough sleep, I have microsleeps in my piano lessons. I'll be playing something and then I start drifting off. I'm still sitting up and my fingers are still playing and I'm not even sure if my eyes are open because I'm semi-conscious. And then I wake up from playing a really loud key or my teacher commenting on something.

TUESDAY

I wish people would stop making jokes about penis size.

The average penis length of a man is 16cm. Around 90% of penises are between 14.5-17.5cm in length. This means, assuming a bell curve, that there is a standard deviation of less than 2cm.

Having a large penis puts you at a sexual disadvantage anyway. Because of the longer shaft, you're not able to pump enough blood into it to maintain a firm and long-lasting reaction.

monday

as pop very eloquently suggested that i should post something, i will. Have you ever tried playing this game where u try to guess the type of person who drives the car in front of you? (shut up im a single child in a car) Well, u generally stereotype by saying ooh there's a toyota - must be an asian in that or ooh, theres a saab-must be some guy with a skivvy on with glasses. Sometimes you get surprises like a white guy in a toyota or a guy who just wears glasses but no skivvy in a saab.
Well yesterday i saw a Toyota Celica (search on google if you want to know what it looks like) and i immediately went ooh-a fully sick leb in that car. Well, i was wrong. There was actually an old grandma driving it (serious she had white hair, had to lean forward to look over the steering wheel, glasses, the works).

And to add to the list of random shops, i saw a shop selling signs (like those fluro ones for shops that say OPEN and a picture of a pizza or watever).

Office quote of the day: Yeppers

That is all