THE ADVENTURES OF SPACEMAN SAM (the final installment in the trilogy)
So finally Spaceman Sam could get down to the business of saving his foreign friends. All he had to do was cut the blue wire or the red wire so that the air leak would close up. Ok really he didn't know what to do but in all the action movies he had watched when something exciting was happening someone was cutting a wire.
So he decided to cut the green wire because on earth green means go, so he reasoned that a green wire meant go cut. He got out his scissors and cut the wire. The only problem was the wire didnt cut. For some reason the wire just bent around the scissors
"Hmmm..," he thought to himself "Maybe i need to practice first"
So he decided to cut a piece of string very conveniently attached to himself. Snip snip snip he went. And the wire cut. The only problem was that the wire was the only thing that was attaching himself to the ship. Spaceman Sam started to drift out towards space. He tried everything to get back. He tried swimming, he tried running, he even tried reverse psychology by going backwards! Nothing worked although he did actually keep going backwards.
"Wait a minute," he said to himself "I once heard about a scientamalogical experiment where this guy threw a hammer and started moving? I'll do just that"
And he did. There was a hammer conveniently stowed away in his utility belt and so he grabbed it.
"Ok, so which way do i throw it? Backwards or forwards? Well, if i throw it forwards then the gravitational attraction between me and the hammer will pull me towards the ship. But if i throw it backwards then according to some Newt's Ten Law then the action reaction thingymabob will shift me to the ship. Nah thats stupid ill go for the first one."
So Spaceman Sam threw the hammer at the spaceship. Unfortunately it hit the control panel causing an electric spark. The hammer then ricocheted into the fuel tank and caused a huge explosion. KABOOOMKAJBDGAHKBDGJHDBSJGHB it went. (yes i know there's no oxygen in space and this rules out any chance of an explosion occuring but this is fiction ok?)
All on board died instantly. As for Spaceman Sam the explosion pushed him into the gravitational field of earth and he landed in water and lived happily ever after
Jk the explosion sent him further into space and he died from the lack of oxygen.
That is all.
So he decided to cut the green wire because on earth green means go, so he reasoned that a green wire meant go cut. He got out his scissors and cut the wire. The only problem was the wire didnt cut. For some reason the wire just bent around the scissors
"Hmmm..," he thought to himself "Maybe i need to practice first"
So he decided to cut a piece of string very conveniently attached to himself. Snip snip snip he went. And the wire cut. The only problem was that the wire was the only thing that was attaching himself to the ship. Spaceman Sam started to drift out towards space. He tried everything to get back. He tried swimming, he tried running, he even tried reverse psychology by going backwards! Nothing worked although he did actually keep going backwards.
"Wait a minute," he said to himself "I once heard about a scientamalogical experiment where this guy threw a hammer and started moving? I'll do just that"
And he did. There was a hammer conveniently stowed away in his utility belt and so he grabbed it.
"Ok, so which way do i throw it? Backwards or forwards? Well, if i throw it forwards then the gravitational attraction between me and the hammer will pull me towards the ship. But if i throw it backwards then according to some Newt's Ten Law then the action reaction thingymabob will shift me to the ship. Nah thats stupid ill go for the first one."
So Spaceman Sam threw the hammer at the spaceship. Unfortunately it hit the control panel causing an electric spark. The hammer then ricocheted into the fuel tank and caused a huge explosion. KABOOOMKAJBDGAHKBDGJHDBSJGHB it went. (yes i know there's no oxygen in space and this rules out any chance of an explosion occuring but this is fiction ok?)
All on board died instantly. As for Spaceman Sam the explosion pushed him into the gravitational field of earth and he landed in water and lived happily ever after
Jk the explosion sent him further into space and he died from the lack of oxygen.
That is all.
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