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Yay it's Halloween soon.
















OOGIE BOOGIE HAWHAWHAW!!








I think people should make a bigger deal out of halloween.

Like, go crazy with decorations and everything, like they do with Christmas.

It's stupid because stores (I think) have already started selling Christmas stuff.

They should be selling Halloween decorations instead so everyone can cover their houses in creepy jack-o-lanterns, instead of spending money on boringly colourful christmas lights.

Anyway here's a halloween version of my weener man. The Halloweener. :D

The Wild Sex Adventures of Mr Penis and Mr Anus (plus The Sad Tragedy of the Fatal Abstinence of Mr Gold Was)

Jeffery and I made that story up one word at a time at camp on the bus.

If you wanna know the rest of the story, Mr Anus also gets the same disease from the vaginas and dies on Mr Penis' grave. How touching.

Camp was ok, I guess. Like everyone else, I slept less than an hour because my bed got stolen at night.

As for the rest of my week, I hope I did good for my ag. Though mostly I've been gaping at my huge new tv. :)

It's been like 3 days and I still haven't gotten over its size.

Your Such A n00B! Huh?

Its been a really long time since i've blogged and Vincent has been telling me to blog so i will blog.

Ever talked to someone in real life and done something nice to you and they've replied with T.Y accentuating each letter?

Ever said a joke and had someone scream L.O.L in your face?

WHY DO PEOPLE DO THAT

I know words such as lol and noob have been accepted in society BUT PLEASE YOUR NOT MAKING IT ANY BETTER BY SPELLING IT OUT FOR US

Even worse are those that SAY THE FRIGGIN EMOTICONS like XD and so on, this is why some people just have no facial expression anymore and you cannot tell if their angry or happy unless they tell you it in words

I mean the other day i told my dad TOP JOKE after he tried to do something funny but failed and he thought it was a compliment and was encouraged to continue what he was doing.

On another note i have been to canberra and back.

I dont feel like talking about it now because i cant be bothered to and will maybe blog about it once i get some pictures.

Oh yes girls are like M&M's probably one of the most truthful and awe-inspiring videos you will ever watch.

They are different on the outside but on the inside their all the same. Yay you've learnt something new dont be racist, if you would eat a red and a blue M&M you can marry a red and a blue woman.

Unless your weird and only eat the yellow M&M's in a packet, in which case you can go screw yourself for wasting so many M&M's.

I've realised i enjoy videos that explain phenomena like this, Neil introduced me to yellow fever which explained the reason why white guys always get the asian chick buh never the other way around.

IT IS BECAUSE ASIAN GUYS HAVE A VERY VERY SMALL






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CONFIDENCE!

On a final note; JEFFEREY AND VINCENT if you two wanna write a story about penis' and vaginas do it in your own fucking blog and not in our cbox.

3 awesome things

- I got a new TV. :D Sony Bravia XBR 52" And a home theatre system to go with it. Yay!

- Weird fact: Male honeybees' testes explode when they mate.

- Awesomest song I've heard in quite a while.

Handwritten Blog

Welcome to Rocky Towers

With so much time to burn in the holidays, I knew something like this would happen soon enough.

So without further ado, I present to you:

ROCKY TOWERS!

The ultimate hotel for your beloved pet rocks.


















Incredible accomodation, with luxurious foilage beds and a soothing garden gnome for your rock.



















What may be the happiest rock in the world enjoys a nice sitdown in our luxurious nature room.



















Comments from happy guests:

"This place ROCKS!" -Rocky the rock

"What the hell are you doing?" - My dad

"I've never seen anything like it." -Toast the rock






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I think this is the most randomest thing I've done for quite a while.

I can't say I did it all myself, my little sister did help.

Finally, I found a purpose for my DT box from year 7.

My karma ran over my dogma

Yaaay went to beach today with whole bunch of people. It was really fun though we spent the whole time getting smashed around by the waves and digging random holes in the sand. Walking an hour to fetch pizzas was sorta lame cos I couldn't find my shoes and got lots of bindis in my feet but oh well.

I'm sunburnt right now, which I only realised while I was showering and the water felt really painful on my back. But at least it was sunny, despite the thunderstorm forecast. Thanks Pop for organising the whole thing.

2 blogs in one day :O

Simple Plan have the world's worst song lyrics. All they do is whine and whinge a lot.

Example of typically whiny Simple Plan lyrics:

"And I feel like
I'm living the worst day
Over and over again"

(from a song called 'Worst Day Ever')

Even the title's are annoying like 'God Must Hate Me' and 'Me Against the World'.

Though I gotta admit their songs can be nice if you ignore the lyrics. Sorta catchy and typical punk rock stuff but they get boring when you realise all of them sound the same.


Aaaanyway now that I got that out of the way, I'm gonna write about Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street.













Aren't they sooo awesome? :O



I was thinking of how a lot of shows have their own Bert and Ernie.

Like Friends has Joey and Chandler, who (in the beginning of the series) are two roomates who have funny situations that aren't much different to Bert and Ernie's. Joey is Ernie, the immature, slightly stupid one and Chandler is Ernie, the dry, sarcastic one. They're both roomates and there is a very slight resemblance between the two pairs.


















And they both receive a lot of homosexual references/gay jokes.

And the two guys in Two and a Half Men look a LOT like Bert and Ernie, though I haven't watched the show so I don't know if they act like Bert and Ernie.

Correction

CORRECTION MAINSTREAM ROCK IS JUST =.="

like simple plan, they were so good, then they just went bad

and its a matter of opinion nyway xD

JASON MRAZ IS AWESOME =D

I Love Children

Probably because you can't have awkward moments with them.

Or maybe because they laugh at my jokes.

Or maybe even because I can be confident that I am talking to someone with a penis smaller than mine.

And I'll have to disagree with Dennis about mainstream music.

Jason Mraz has an awesome singing voice and he's mainstream.

And lots of old music relies on synthesised sounds.

On a totally unrelated note I played Mario Kart Wii yesterday, which is a significant thing because I play the DS version like crazy. I tried using the steering wheel but its really really hard. The idea of using a steering wheel to play Mario Kart doesn't make sense anyway.

Good Old Songs =D

Yay i was rumaging through cd's today and found a lion king album, aladdin album and TWO POKEMON ALBUMS!

Don't you just love old music, back then music relied on the singer being good not all this synthsiser main stream crap.

Well just a quick post xD will be listening to music now.

Cya!

yayayay

I like, actually got out of the house the past two days.

On Saturday I went to the city with a family friend and I watched Eagle Eye. Yay. I watched Transformers yesterday too so I've been getting a lot of Shia LaBeouf.

Anyway afterwards we were just hanging around Market City, which was FULL of fobs. There were like cosplayers with Japanese robes and wigs and everything. (well, they were either cosplayers or had a crazy jap fashion sense)

And yesterday I went swimming, like swimming laps not playing around in the pool. Though I did do that afterwards. We played that game where you see who can hold their breath the longest and I won as usual and the lifeguard thought I was dead.

Since Dennis put a comic strip in his blog, I'll put one too.

The Warmth of the Kiddies Pool

I went to olympic park yesterday =D
It was boiling hot and so everyone decided to go to aquatic centre early except for me james n jero
And we missed out on the 60c discount for groups but oh well
When we first got there we threw around a ball for a very long time and then i learnt how to roll in the pool =D
We then went to the kiddies pool but it was so warm........
Then i found it it was heated =D and not what everyone else had told me
Then we went into the whirlpool and then the slide
Then the obstacle course =.=" we waited like an hour to go on it twice
But me n sonia never made it through =( everyone else did buh xD
Then to maccas and subway we went after paul and neil spent a very long time doing their hair
Everyone was eating and then neil bought a soft serve and told us to wait until it fully melted, obviously someone knocked it down by accident (sonia) and then we left to play chess at one of those massive boards
It was ppl who made it past the course vs. ppl who didn
We lost buh only cus they took back sooo many moves >.< Then we kicked a round a ball and carmo and the twins left After that we went to this massive fountain thingy mabob and were gonna run through it But then paul came and his awesomeness made it stop =.=" So we mucked around in the playground for like an hour until it came back on We also met this little kid called matthew who owned sonia And i ran into a pole trying to pass the ball to neil =.=" And paul and neil hid my shoes somewhere in the fountain buh i get them in the end =D And we just mucked around for like hours and then left when the sun started to go down
The End.

Cya!

boomboombam

I feel extremely insecure right now.

About being a male asian teenager and sucking at FPS. D:

I just went to Raymond's house today and everyone was playing CS and Halo.

And I did... pretty badly.

I sorta sucked at Guitar Hero too.

If there's any asian guys out there who also suck at video games, please tell me.

howdisappointing

Well I didn't experience a day of 'real' work today. Oh well, it was really hot today so it probably woulda been terrible.

Pretty average holiday day today.

I almost got a haircut but thought better of it, considering my bad history with haircuts. Though I probably will need to cut it soon before it starts getting terribly long.

Hehe no terrible movies or characters for me to get annoyed at today.

The Great Dennis =D

I watched the prestige last night courtesy of N.Y it is the best movie ever created O_O

It is just so tricksey and its got batman vs. wolverine xD

I stayed up so late watching it buh so im kinda sleepy =.="

You have to watch it anyone out there it is the best movie in the world =D

On another note i got a really dodgey haircut in Auburn today.

The guy was like how long and im like not too short because you walk around Auburn and everyone has these bald haricuts. BUT he actually gives me no too short and my mum starts lecturing me on how we have to go back to him sooner and on a yearly basis how much extra it costs =.="

So now i look like a fool and my hair is too long to be spikey buh too short to be hanging down.
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I___________I yeah it kinda looks like a rectangle xD

To end i shall use a quote from the best movie in the world =D

Every magic trick consists of three parts or acts;
The first act is called the pledge, the magician shows you something ordinary
The second act is called the turnover, the magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary
But you wouldnt clap yet because making something dissapear isnt enough, you have to bring it back
Thats why every magic act has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call the prestige

Cya!

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Wall-e looks alright. Apparently they did a really good job animating his eyes.

I saw that thing on TV too, about best movie characters of all time. I don't usually watch current affairs shows cos they're full of a lot of bullshit but yeah, that bit caught my attention.

They ranked Harry Potter 15th and I was like "Whaaaa-?" and my little sister said "Yeah, I know he should be ranked better, like 3rd or something"

O.O

He shouldn't be there at all, he's a pretty boring character, he just gets into interesting situations.

Aaaanyway, I'm gonna move into a new house next year,which we're gonna build after we knock down the house that's already there.

You'd think demolishing a house would be easy, like get one of those huge ball and chain things and bulldozers and stuff.

But they actually dismantle all the boards and stuff and it takes a lot of work. My mum got pretty worked up about how I should join them and find out how a day of REAL work feels like. (pfft)

Pretty excited about the new house, because my dad designed it. :O Thought it means I take like 20 minutes to walk to school. No more running back home from school when I realise I forgot something anymore, I guess.

Oh well, that's all for today I guess.

Random

Everyone watched wall-e yesterday =O

Eagle eye was prolly tonnes better from what i hear

And i red in the newspaper Heath Ledger's peformance as the Joker was considered the second best movie character in history. Did that make sense? First was Indianna Jones, meaning YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE DARK KNIGHT or indianna jones

God i woke up at 11 today just to go back to sleep at 2 wake up at 6:30 to have dinner and here i am now =.="